March 2026

It’s an open secret that my greatest talent isn’t conducting, but cultivating an inner circle within the UCO. Merit is wonderfully unpredictable, but favoritism is so much easier to manage. Why leave success to auditions and evaluations when a well-timed compliment and unwavering loyalty can work such wonders? Naturally, I insist every decision is based

Jessup promises the wind when it comes to their graduate degrees, but the music department degrees and concentrations are basically garbage. They are loosely based upon the curriculum of other, much better, schools. The university promises meat and potatoes, but delivers cotton candy, and while this is sweet and tasty, it is not nutritious and

My conscience is bothering me and thought I would claim my space on the world wide web and build a website to confess my shortcomings in an effort to ease my conscience before I lose more hair and stress eat to gain even more weight. Correction, it’s more like gloating to brag about what I