I love to make my merry way around campus with my personal assistant in tow. Lauren Horst is a close confidant of all my activities.
Most people assume we are a couple from the way she follows me like a puppy dog.
It doesn’t help that every off-campus event requiring an overnight stay finds her by my side. So, yes, I can see how people could imagine we might be having an affair.
However, while I am a human being with questionable standards in dress and choice of music, I can assure you there is no truth to this gossip. I am happily married to my wife.
I will however let you in on a little secret. Lauren is very territorial – just like me – and students discover what a little vixen she can be.